17 trades. 17 calls. Nothing cut.
30 minutes of phone calls, start to finish, nothing cut out. The same software that would answer your line, running against a real diary — 17 of 17 ended with something written into it. Between them the callers change language 69 times, and not one of them asks it to.
These are simulated calls, not recordings of customers. The callers are the same voice model in other voices: it is speech-to-speech, so it cannot speak for a caller, and v1 records nothing — audio goes from the carrier straight to the model and never touches our servers. The English lines under the French, Spanish, Mandarin and Cantonese turns are our translation, added for this page; nobody said them on the call. Everything else is what the live system did: the language it answered in, the questions it asked, the lookups it ran, and the code it texted before hanging up.
Each business here was set up the way a real owner sets one up: one paragraph in their own words, through the same parser. The bookings landed in a test database and were deleted afterwards — they are proof the call completed, not trading figures.
RestaurantHarbour TableENESFRZHYUE1:59The phone is handed around a family three times and changes language five times.
Hair & barberBloom Hair StudioENESFRZH1:45A husband and wife, one language each, and a second stylist found for the same afternoon slot.
ElectricianNorthline ElectricENYUEZH1:47She asks in Cantonese whether Cantonese is fine, switches to Mandarin for the price, and back again to book.
LocksmithKeyline LocksmithENESFRZH1:35Locked out of the house. She wants the price and how soon someone can be there, not a list of slots.
TakeawayNapoli CornerENESFRZH1:57No booking at all — an order. Size and toppings move the price, and it reads the total back.
Written from a paragraphBlue Depth DivingENZHFRYUE1:38A dive centre. There is no “diving” trade in the system — this one was written from the owner’s own paragraph.
Pet groomingHappy Paws GroomingENESYUEZH1:41The dog’s name and breed in Spanish, how long a bath takes in Cantonese, booked in Mandarin.
Family clinicWestside Family ClinicENFRESZH1:42One caller, four languages, nobody else on the line — and a question it refuses to guess at.
DentalCedar DentalENESYUEZH1:38Spanish for the diary, Cantonese for how long a cleaning takes, Mandarin to take the earliest slot.
Nail salonLotus NailsENYUEESZH1:48Cantonese, then Spanish to add a pedicure — it books both, and works out that the second starts after the first.
PlumberTidewater PlumbingENESFRZH1:47A leak under the sink: the call-out price in Spanish, the address handed over in French, booked in Mandarin.
Auto repairCorner AutoENZHESYUE2:05He opens in Mandarin, his wife adds an oil change in Spanish, he closes in Cantonese — and it books both jobs.
Gym & classesIron Bay FitnessENFRESZH1:41Two places in one spin class — the class has a cap, and it counts before it answers.
PhotographyLightfall StudioENFRESYUE1:50It will not guess where the shoot happens — it takes a number instead, then books Ines in Cantonese.
Driving schoolCoastline Driving SchoolENFRYUEZH1:37A mother books in French; her son cuts in in Cantonese to ask how long one lesson runs.
Home cleaningBright Home CleaningENESFRZH1:50A deep clean. The North Vancouver address gets checked against the service area — in French — before anything is offered.
Tattoo studioInk HarbourENESFRZH1:31A free consultation is still a bookable service — thirty minutes, zero dollars.
Your trade is not on this list?
Neither was the dive centre. Describe your business in a paragraph and the rules for your trade get written from it — what you call your people, what has to be asked on the call, how long each job runs.